Update: Shocking McCain Development!

A horrible story is developing that might sink John McCain's presidential dreams...more to come!

Update: We all know John McCain has been given a free pass by conventional media. He's known as a "maverick", a "reformer", and from what I can gather he can lift the front end of a '57 Buick...with one arm. From the "Straight-talk Express" to giving the commencement speech at Liberty University (even though he called Jerry Falwell an "agent of intolerance"), McCain has managed to finesse the TV and newspaper pundits and journalists with his Grampa Simpson impersonation.

Everyone laughs it off...Iran/Iraq/al Qaeda? What's the difference? When the man could seriously get us into some deep trouble internationally with his bumbling, stumbling presence, you would like him to know what he is talking about.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!

Did you know that John McCain's middle name is...get this "Sidney"? I'll let that sink in for a minute...has it hit home yet? Sidney...Sidney...Sidney...sounds like some bad one hit wonder, '80s pop star.

That's right John Sidney McCain! Or JSM, as I like to call him. Do you know the horrible implications of having a name like Sidney?

Over the next few weeks, I will let you in on the origins of "Sidney" and how insidiously it has snuck in our culture with out even knowing it. So get used to it. On this site, the Republican candidate for President will be known as John Sidney McCain, JSM, or just Sid.