5/23/05 Lunch break edition

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/23/offenders.viagra/index.html

"Hevesi said his office found that from January 1, 2000, through March 31, 2005, 198 Level 3 sex offenders received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after being convicted of a sex offense. Sex offenders are those convicted of crimes such as rape, sexual abuse, and sexual conduct against a child.

Level 3 offenders are those considered by the courts most likely to commit crimes again."

This is like if the government gave bullets to someone who committed a heinous crime with a gun. DUH!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050520/od_nm/porn_dc

I guess he get's his briefs looked at almost every day. Ooohh...a movie title for him "Well Hung Jury"...although that might already be taken...can anyone else come up with a cooler title.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/3610408

I don't hear anyone screaming about minimum age requirements here. I think this is an awesome feat. She's still no Michelle Wie. Wie will shatter all records!